At 10:30am this morning I had exceeded the content loading frequency at work. Whatever… If they are going to pose barriers to my precarious Internet browsing during work hours they better try harder. Meek reminders of the Big Brother watching can hardly stop me from reading the online edition of Pravda and accessing potential dream shoe and bag candidates.
In the meantime, I found out, by playing with the new NoteTab Light html editor I downloaded at work, that my ideal weight is 121 pounds. The editor curiously converts centimeter height into kilos. Greatness! As my father would say, “you are only one heavy cheesecake away from goal!”
The ideal, I believe, can be achieved by substituting my usual intake of alcohol with suspicious looking nectarines from the local fruit cart.
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I think Anuj is suspicious of me… I NEVER eat fruit and he can’t get enough of it. I just don’t lik-a da fruit-a. Give me broccoli and yellow squash any day. And Beetrock’s BORSCHT.
Comment by for Joke! — On 08-16-06 at 10:17 pm